How Much?

Why is that when you call in a delivery order with a Chinese restaurant that they always try to end the conversation before giving you the total? I won't say that all Chinese places do this, but the total is easily over 90%... and that doesn't happen when I order pizza, or wings, or any other delivery place, only Chinese. There is a Chinese place down the street from me that I call once every week or so, and I've had to train myself to quickly say "HowMuchIsThatGoingToBe?" before the woman who takes the orders can hang up the phone.

I've recently discovered, accidentally, that you can take a picture of someone with an iPhone really easily without them realizing it... but what do I do with this power? I've thought about taking pictures of my train crushes to share with the blog, but that would make me a creepy guy taking pictures of women on the metro, and I don't want to be "that guy".

Morena and I were watching the red carpet coverage of the Latin Grammys last night and everything is going as expected when all of a sudden Kenny G shows up... You read tha right, Kenny G! It easily landed in the All-Time Top 25 "WTF" Moments of my lifetime.

There was no explanation given by the announcers. They're reaction translated was basically "look there's Kenny G... [insert awkward pause]..." and then Kenny stood there, alone on the red carpet, holding his saxophone case, and with no reporters within 50 feet of him. I did a quick wikipedia search thinking I would find out the 'G' really stood for Gonzalez, or that maybe he was the illegitimate father of Julieta Venegas or something... but no... nothing...