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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

You Make the Call

So... I have this friend... who rides the metro every day... and he has developed a bit of a crush on a woman who he happens to see just about every morning on the train...

Anyway, he likes to admire her from a distance but has never actually spoken to her.

Lets just say, hypothetically, that my friend has noticed that this woman is often wearing the uniform of a well known fast food restaurant (not fast casual restaurant though)... AND as it so happens my friend knows that there is a location of that very same restaurant a mere 2 blocks from the stop his crush gets off the metro.

So I guess my question is... would my friend be a stalker if he happened to stop in to have lunch at the McDonald's anonymous fast food restaurant that he thinks his crush works at?

Again, this is a friend of mine, and of course he has only hypothetically noticed that his crush works at McDonald's an anonymous fast food restaurant.

8 comments:

Santiago said...

I guess the question would be. One is he single, then totally because anything can come out of it. The flipside to that one is she is a kid and much younger than he is. This is considering she is working at the "anonymous" fast food restaurant. It would come off as stalker if he said, "Hey I see you everyday." Hell...I would be scared. lol. He would have to be like, "I have seen you somewhere". Maybe even just joke around with her like can I get a freebie. Just plant the seed. Then maybe next time she will recognize him. BAM!! Oh that is a good way to do it.

I say do it.

Joel said...

same age...

Mike said...

Did you fuck her yet?

Brian said...

Who the fuck is Doyle?

Joel said...

anytime you write a blog post that inspires people to write inside joke comments from The 25th Hour then you know you've been successful.

Anonymous said...

okay, so joel you have another crush on another random girl you see during your commute? go to mcdonald's and become a regular--until she can predict your order. the trick will be to get her to wait on you without seeming obvious--that is unless she's the only cashier. but i'm guessing its downtown dc so it might be a busy one. at some point something might disillusion you or you might get sick of the mcfunk. but why go to mcd's when you have checkers?

Joel said...

checkers = chili cheeseburger / chili cheese fries

mcd = crush

that's a really tough call... when it comes right down to it that's a true test to see which one of my vices is worse... will I follow my penis or my stomach... technically I should follow neither since I'm married and obese, but frankly, if I had any such will power at all things wouldn't have gotten to this point. I'm a pathetic human being.

Anonymous said...

would like fries with that shake....baahaha.