Larry From Three's Company is Spending Your Tax Money

Right now in the conference room down the hallway from me, the government organization I'm working for is about to award a fairly substancial sum of money to a contractor who's wearing a dress shirt (no tie) with the top two buttons undone, and a gold chain is dangling in his chest hair. He also may or may not have hair plugs, I couldn't get a close enough look to confirm. Regardless, there is something going on with his hair line... I thought you might want to know that.